MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

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#26 07-30-2008 16:19

Anjali22
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

I hope they were deep scratches.

Mum, I dropped the TV.

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#27 07-30-2008 19:46

Princesstinks
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

thats ok, your dads feet were under them and they are much straighter now!

Mum, i posted a picture of you naked on the internet.

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#28 07-30-2008 20:28

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

(lol) thats ok i posted one of you too, thats why playboy rang this afternoon


Mum i sent assassins after you today for a joke and they got the wrong person......

WhAtS g0iNg 0n In ThE kItChEn???

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#29 07-30-2008 20:37

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Thats ok, She was the evil twin anyway

Mum I found those 'toys' in your bedside drawer.......

The Bimbo Mafia  ♥

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#30 07-30-2008 21:57

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Honey.... those are your father's . 

Mom I put laxatives in my teacher's coffee....

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'." - John Greenleaf Whittier
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#31 07-30-2008 23:35

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

thats ok, i would have done worse after the way she rudely spoke.

Mum, i was the reason for the divorce of the next door neighbours.....

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#32 07-31-2008 03:17

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Oh, that's ok sweetie.  I was too.   wink

Mom, I accidentally started a riot in grandpa's retirement home...

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'." - John Greenleaf Whittier
        Laugh, and the world laughs with you.  Weep, and you weep alone. 
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#33 07-31-2008 07:06

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

That's ok dear, they need some exitement in their life (lol)

Mum i accidently married a hooka last night at las vagas......

My rule in life.......
    Don't take no crap and live for the moment!

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#34 07-31-2008 13:04

Crazychick333
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Thats ok, as long as he had a nice butt wink

Mum i killed the cat!....

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#35 07-31-2008 13:57

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Now I know what to cook for tonights dinner!  (lol / jk)

Mom, I went streaking through the neighborhood with someone else's name written on my butt... big_smile

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'." - John Greenleaf Whittier
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#36 07-31-2008 14:03

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

So thats why that big exposé was in the paper, do you know what? its okay because FHM got in contact and they want you to do a shoot with jodie marsh and jordan and all your names written on each other's butts....

Mom, I bought you a bunch of flowers...but the dog ate them and now hes running around coughing up petals...

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I have a pain in my tummy

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#37 08-01-2008 07:04

Carissa-ann
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

that's ok dear, at least the place is getting some colour

Mum, I just escaped from the mental institute up the road.......

My rule in life.......
    Don't take no crap and live for the moment!

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#38 08-01-2008 10:10

Ophrliaimmortal
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

its ok the voices in my head told me first

mom i fell on my brother and now he is a girl.

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#39 08-01-2008 16:06

Auriella248
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

thats ok he's always wanted a sex change now we dont have to pay


mum i gave the baby a makeover

H3ATH3R

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#40 08-02-2008 01:38

Carissa-ann
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

oh good now she isn't so fugly

mum, i'm pregnet....

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    Don't take no crap and live for the moment!

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#41 08-02-2008 02:03

Tirani
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

i hope u born a cute child!^^

mum,CAN I BUY A LAPTOP??PLEASE!i WILL DO WHATEVER U WANT!!XD

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#42 08-02-2008 11:07

Auriella248
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

no we need to buy you a new bedroom first i sold ures on ebay

Mum i bought an axe of solid gold and im not afraid to use it

H3ATH3R

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#43 08-02-2008 11:43

Christos
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

that ok i bought a macheti of solid gold and had no regrets when i used it on our neighbours

Mum i went to a bar and spiked someones drink

WhAtS g0iNg 0n In ThE kItChEn???

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#44 08-02-2008 21:34

Auriella248
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

iss thrat whay myyy driiinkkk tasts funneeey

muuum i haaad a poooo on nexxxt sdoors lawwwn

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#45 08-02-2008 22:28

Princesstinks
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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

dnt worry dear, i had diarrhea on their doorstep. that will give them something to clear up

mum, i tied a monkey at the back of a NASA spaceship

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#46 08-03-2008 00:03

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dont worry that was your ONLY birthday present

mum, i was in the pond and i ate all the fish (<< so hard to make up)

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#47 08-04-2008 15:23

Christos
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so that why there has been a strange smell following you, i thought you where having cleanliness issues.. if you know what i mean

Mum, i left a giant banana on the road and now its gone......

WhAtS g0iNg 0n In ThE kItChEn???

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#48 08-04-2008 15:34

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Ah the giant ape i got you for your birthday ate it

Mum, I need to scratch my back and i can't reach, MUM!!

I have a pain in my tummy

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#49 08-04-2008 21:08

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

Then go get an angry cat and hope for the best.


Mum! I stole your credit card and bought so much stuff off a random Japanize Ebay-like site that we're over 90 million dollars in debt and then gave the credit card to a hobo for a snickers bar!

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#50 08-05-2008 04:16

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Re: MUM I BROKE YOUR VASE [OFFICIAL]

That's ok honey, I will just sell you and your brother to get the money back.


Mum, I promised the mafia our house, and they stole it!

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