funny jokes

Superstart · 08-17-2008 08:48

patient-Doctor doctor I feel like a dog.
doctor- alright I'll come and see you in a moment, go and lie on the bed
patient-but dogs aren't allowed on furnitures
doctor-??

Superstart · 08-17-2008 08:50

patient- doctor doctor I see things double
doctor- alright I'll come and see you in a moment , go and lie on the bed
patient- which bed?
doctor-??

Superstart · 08-17-2008 08:55

which is faster to catch hot or cold?

answer=hot is faster because you can catch a cold.

Chukey · 08-17-2008 10:19

If you can't catch hot how will it be faster ?don't get that one but the rest are really funny smile

Last edited by chukey (08-17-2008 11:16)

Superstart · 08-17-2008 11:03

don't you get it so when you're ill, they all say you've catched a cold.

Superstart · 08-17-2008 11:04

yeah I made a mistake it's not which is faster to catch it's 'which is faster hot or cold?

Patyloira · 08-17-2008 12:23

hey smile

Superstart · 08-18-2008 09:04

Where do cows like to go most ?

answer=mooooooovie

Chukey · 08-20-2008 17:15

hehe lol

Smoochies · 08-22-2008 00:53

a snail goes into a bar and asks for a pint

the barman tosses the snail out

a year later, a snail goes into a bar and asks what did you do that for?

Michaella1995 · 08-22-2008 12:35

Smoochies wrote:
a snail goes into a bar and asks for a pint

the barman tosses the snail out

a year later, a snail goes into a bar and asks what did you do that for?

HAHA,i like it

CeeJayy · 08-22-2008 12:57

hey everyone cee-jayy's back lets chat! smile

Siberia · 09-02-2008 15:46

a man brakes into a house carrying a bag and a flashlight
he turns on the flashlight and sees a stereo system and puts it in the bag
*Jesus is watching you*
he turn off the light and freezes
moments later he turns it on and looks around and see a tv and places it in the bag
*Jesus is watching you*
he turns off the light and freezes
moments later he turns it back on and searches the house for the noise
he finds a parrot sitting on a stand
*whats your name little bird*
*Jesus*
*well who on earth would name their bird Jesus*
*well who would name their dog killer*
as a pit bowl sits under the bird waiting for the signal